Sit on My Face (Upbeat Novelty)

[Verse 1] You walk in wearing thunder on your shoes I lose my train of thought and blame the news You steal my fries, then wink like that's your art I file a formal complaint against my heart [Pre-Chorus] Come a little closer, bring your wicked grin I made a tiny throne for you to sit in [Chorus] Love me and sit on my face Put a little mischief in this place If romance is a wrestling match I’ll tap out laughing when you make your attack Love me and sit on my face You’re the funniest trouble I can’t replace Bring your royal attitude and take your space Love me and sit on my face [Verse 2] You text “be there soon” then vanish for an hour Return with bubble tea and suspicious power You call me “sweetheart” when you want the keys Then leave your socks performing acrobatics on the TV [Pre-Chorus] Come a little closer, bring that crooked smile I’ll pretend I’m dignified for half a mile [Chorus] Love me and sit on my face Put a little mischief in this place If romance is a wrestling match I’ll tap out laughing when you make your attack Love me and sit on my face You’re the funniest trouble I can’t replace Bring your royal attitude and take your space Love me and sit on my face [Bridge] Terms and conditions, read them if you dare Consent is the password; comedy is the flair If either one says “pause,” we freeze the scene Then share a snack and laugh at what we mean [Final Chorus] Love me and sit on my face Turn this goofy bedroom into outer space With a wink, a laugh, and a ridiculous embrace You’re my favorite kind of beautifully strange Love me and sit on my face No one else could make this such a charming disgrace Bring your royal attitude and take your space Love me and sit on my face [Outro] Your majesty, the cushion’s in place Come claim your throne with a smile on your face