Goodby Malaka 2026 (Upbeat Comedy)

[Verse 1] New year 2026 Upgraded my snacks malaka Still the same couch Same socks Same lazy backs malaka Said I’ll hit the gym But the gym hit ignore malaka I did three pushups Now I snore on the floor malaka [Chorus] Goodby malaka Goodby malaka Waving at my checklist from my sofa attacker malaka Goodby malaka Goodby malaka I’ll change my life tomorrow Put it on the tracker malaka [Verse 2] Downloaded five apps to be a better me malaka Spent two whole hours choosing the color scheme malaka Vision board ready But the glue went missing malaka Blamed destiny Fate And my Wi‑Fi hissing malaka [Chorus] [Bridge] I’ll drink more water After this soda malaka I’ll sleep real early Right after this drama malaka Future me is ripped Rich And cooler malaka Present me just burped and lost the TV ruler malaka [Chorus]