Uncle Chakra (Bouncy Offbeat)

[Verse 1] He says, "Love is a practice" In a flat white cup Reads my aura at brunch Then he pays half up Wears linen in rain Calls the tram a sign "Your ex was a lesson" Then he draws me a line [Pre-Chorus] He brings clear quartz To the pub Says, "Baby, trust The cosmic stuff" I said, "Mate, I just Want a date" He said, "Same thing Different plane" [Chorus] Uncle Chakra Tell me what you see Uncle Chakra Can you date for me? Uncle Chakra Pass the rose and tea Uncle Chakra Make it make sense to me [Verse 2] He leaves on read Says it's sacred space Then sends a moon emoji Two days late He'll hold my hand Like it's fresh from space Then ask if my fear Has a storage place Takes me to the markets For "energy fruit" Buys a sad little fig And a healing root [Pre-Chorus] He says, "Your timing's off But that's okay" While he does a little sage With a latte tray I said, "You are impossible" He grins, "That's true" Then he journals my red flags In eucalyptus blue [Chorus] Uncle Chakra Tell me what you see Uncle Chakra Can you date for me? Uncle Chakra Pass the rose and tea Uncle Chakra Make it make sense to me [Bridge] He met my mum With a crystal bag Said, "We're all one family" Then hugged my dad Now he's at the altar In thongs and bliss Saying, "Growth is awkward But so is this" [Final Chorus] Uncle Chakra Tell me what you see Uncle Chakra Can you date for me? Uncle Chakra Pass the rose and tea Uncle Chakra Make it make sense to me Uncle Chakra He’s a little wild Uncle Chakra But I like his style Uncle Chakra Bless this Melbourne scene Uncle Chakra And his dating routine