Keyboard Warrior Karaoke (Hyperactive Pop-Punk)

[Verse 1] Backseat genius Front-row screen Caps lock courage Diet caffeine You type “touch grass” From your swivel throne One more hot take Mom yells “phone!” [Chorus] You’re a keyboard warrior (such a legend) Top-tier terror in your rolling chair You’d roast a dragon in the comments Then ask your mom to fix your hair (hey!) You’re a keyboard warrior Fearless ‘Til the doorbell starts to ring Then you mute your mic and whisper “Can somebody else get that thing?” [Verse 2] Profile picture From 2010 Bio says “alpha” Level 5 friend You write “ratioed” On your own reply Then like it six times From the same Wi‑Fi [Chorus] You’re a keyboard warrior (so iconic) Dropping essays in a meme thread You’d conquer worlds from your bedroom But you gotta be home by bed You’re a keyboard warrior Legend In your socks and cargo shorts You start a fight at 3 a.m Then fall asleep mid-retort [Verse 1] You said you’d “ghost” me Guess your router did it first Blamed the lag Blamed the weather Blamed a very rare “error in the universe” You flex in 240p Talking like you’re breaking news Baby You keep buffering Even when you’re in the room [Chorus] Your Wi‑Fi sucks (but so do you) Signal’s weak Your morals too Always “cutting out” When it’s time to tell the truth Your Wi‑Fi sucks (and wow, that’s wild) Still the strongest thing you’ve got ‘Cause the bar for you is underground And even that’s a higher spot (ooh) [Verse 2] You said “let’s keep it casual” Like you’re doing me a favor You’re the free trial I forgot But remembered months later “Must be hackers in my phone” When I catch you in a lie Yeah The only thing that’s hacked Is your personality online [Chorus] Your Wi‑Fi sucks (but so do you) Signal’s weak Your morals too Always “cutting out” When it’s time to tell the truth Your Wi‑Fi sucks (and that’s on brand) Still the best thing in your life I’d say “it’s not you It’s me” But I actually checked twice [Verse 1] Got a ping on my phone New fan on the page Username says “NanaWithRage” She commented first: “Nice little vlog!” Then shared it to church like “he’s a handsome boy God” Next day livestream Chat going wild “Say hi to my grandson He’s my favorite child” Grandma Please You’re doxxing me live “Here’s his old address and his shoe size” (oh no) [Chorus] Grandma just subscribed Everybody hide She’s in the chat like “why’s your room not tidied?” Dropping old photos in the group reply Me in SpongeBob PJs Ketchup in my eye Oh no Oh no She found the share button Now my baby bath pics got a thousand-something Grandma just subscribed Someone cut the Wi‑Fi Before she posts my report cards side by side [Verse 2] She asked “what’s a meme?” then became one quick Made a dance on my song Now the views all clicked Branded my shame as a family event “Like Comment Follow I pay his rent” She said “smash that thing”—I said