Snag On Toast (Aussie Pop-Rock)

[Verse 1] Rolled up in thongs, late to the show Left my brain at home, but I stole the glow Bought one meat pie, dropped it on my shoe Mate said, “That’s a look” — I said, “Fair dinkum, true” [Pre-Chorus] Oi, oi, oi Got no plan, got two pies in hand Oi, oi, oi Now the whole joint’s clapping with me, understand? [Chorus] Snag on toast, snag on toast I came in humble, now I’m doing the most Snag on toast, snag on toast Tell your nan, I’m the joke that she’ll repost [Verse 2] Sun got rude, so I hid in the shade Sang to a seagull, he looked overplayed Tourist asked me, “Is this place for real?” I said, “Mate, even the bins got appeal” [Pre-Chorus] Oi, oi, oi Got no fuss, just a busted grin Oi, oi, oi If you know this mess, then sing along and chip in [Chorus] Snag on toast, snag on toast I came in humble, now I’m doing the most Snag on toast, snag on toast Tell your nan, I’m the joke that she’ll repost [Bridge] Boots in the mud, hat in the air Someone yelled, “Legend!” from a plastic chair I took one bite, the mustard hit hard Now I’m the king of the backyard [Final Chorus] Snag on toast, snag on toast I came in humble, now I’m doing the most Snag on toast, snag on toast Tell your nan, I’m the joke that she’ll repost Snag on toast, snag on toast One more laugh and the whole room’s toast Snag on toast, snag on toast Say it loud till the neighbours boast