Esky In The Ute (Bouncy Four-On-The-Floor)

[Verse 1] Pulled up late in the ute Got chips in the front seat Mate said, “She’ll be right” Then he dropped the cold meat My thongs went one way My hat flew off too And a magpie stared down Like, “What have you done, you?” [Pre-Chorus] Ooh, don’t start I’m already gone One dumb move And the whole town’s on They saw that clip Now it’s all gone wild Even Nan laughed And said, “That’s my child” [Chorus] Esky in the ute Esky in the ute We were trying to be smooth Esky in the ute Oi, oi, oi That’s the proof One small mess And it goes boom-boom-boom Esky in the ute Esky in the ute Now the whole damn group Sings “Esky in the ute” [Verse 2] At the servo, mate I waved with a snag Spilt sauce on my shirt Then I tripped on a bag The clerk went, “No stress” With a grin and a nod I paid in loose coins Like a total muppet, ah My cousin said, “Post it” My aunty said, “No” Too late, it was online And the comments all rolled [Pre-Chorus] Ooh, don’t blink It’s already done One cheeky clip And the race is won They tagged my name Then they tagged the group Now kids at school Are yelling, “Scoot!” [Chorus] Esky in the ute Esky in the ute We were trying to be smooth Esky in the ute Oi, oi, oi That’s the proof One small mess And it goes boom-boom-boom Esky in the ute Esky in the ute Now the whole damn group Sings “Esky in the ute” [Bridge] From the backyard fence To the footy stand Every bloke and sheila Knows the hand-off plan One bad slide One loud cheer Now I can’t walk past Without hearing it near [Final Chorus] Esky in the ute Esky in the ute We were trying to be smooth Esky in the ute Oi, oi, oi That’s the proof One small mess And it goes boom-boom-boom Esky in the ute Esky in the ute Now the whole damn group Sings “Esky in the ute”