Wi-Fi Password Is “Leave” (Acoustic Pop-Punk)

[Verse 1] You pulled up to my place Didn’t text Didn’t call Just came Asking “what’s the Wi‑Fi name?” Well It kind of says the same thing I’m thinking Typed it in You got it wrong Tried again Took way too long Now you’re reading it out loud And the whole damn room starts singing [Chorus] The Wi‑Fi password is “LEAVE” Yeah Type it in and believe If it doesn’t work the first time Try your keys Try the street Try the breeze The Wi‑Fi password is “GO” If it kicks you off That’s a sign You know Signal’s weak when you’re here past three The Wi‑Fi password is “LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE” (hey!) [Verse 2] You said “Bro It must be wrong” I said “Yeah You’ve stayed too long” Router blinks like “save yourself” Even my smart fridge wants you gone You asked “Got a guest account?” Yeah It logs you right back out Every time you press connect It just whispers “see you around” [Chorus] The Wi‑Fi password is “LEAVE” Yeah Type it in and believe If it doesn’t work the first time Try your shoes Try the door Try the street The Wi‑Fi password is “BYE” Full bars when you step outside If you want a better speed Upgrade plans to “let me breathe” (whoa) [Verse 1] You text in twelve-piece essays Typing bubbles all day Sending memes Sending hot takes On stuff I never say You call I let it vibrate Across the kitchen floor Even my cat hit decline once Now she guards the door [Chorus] You look better in airplane mode Silent Quiet Far from my phone All your drama can stay on the road You’re a five-star flight One-way Postponed You look better in airplane mode Tiny little dot on a globe You’re my favorite view when you’re remote You look better in airplane mode (ooh, stay gone) [Verse 2] You tag me in your stories From three feet away Like “chillin’ with my bestie” We met last Tuesday You say “Why you never answer?” I say “Signal’s weak” But the only bar that’s dropping Is your chance this week [Chorus] You look better in airplane mode Silent Quiet Far from my phone All your drama can stay on the road You’re a five-star flight One-way Postponed You look better in airplane mode Tiny little dot on a globe Keep your heart on do-not-download You look better in airplane mode [Verse 1] You took out one plate Left the pan in the sink Put the milk back But it still kinda stinks You texted back “k” In only four days Wow man That’s wild Somebody give you a parade [Chorus] Congratulations on your bare minimum Standing ovation for your effort so small Throwing confetti for doing the littlest You almost did something at all I wrote a song just to commemorate How you nearly showed up and you almost were great Champagne corks for your tiny attempt at rhythm Congratulations on your bare minimum (woo) [Verse 2] You said “We should hang” Then you liked your own post Showed up two hours late To say “I’m the host” You held the door open After walking through first You’re