Where’s the Closest Loo (Ember)

[Verse] Driving down the dusty track The coffee’s fighting to attack I need relief I need it now But where’s the loo And how and how I grab my phone It’s AussieLoo A hero app for me and you A tap A swipe A savior's grace It finds the loos in every place [Chorus] Where’s the closest loo Mate I’m busting through Don’t need a palace just a throne Out here I’m all alone Where’s the closest loo Gotta do what I gotta do Thank you AussieLoo For guiding me true [Verse 2] City streets or bushland wide AussieLoo’s my trusted guide From Bondi Beach to Kakadu It’s saving bladders It’s saving you I’ve seen some loos in wildest spots Some clean and shiny Some with plots One had a possum One had a snake But when you’re desperate It’s a risk you take