Where Can I Drop the Kids Off at the Pool? (Dawn)

[Verse] Stuck in traffic on the highway mate Had a meat pie now it’s getting late The urge is calling loud and clear Where’s the nearest dunny? I need it near [Chorus] Where can I drop the kids off at the pool? This ain’t a game This ain’t a rule Aussieloo app save my day Point me to relief on the motorway [Verse 2] Out in the bush with a roo in sight Nature’s great but this ain’t right City streets or dusty tracks Gotta find porcelain No time to relax [Prechorus] It’s not just me It’s a nation’s cry Where’s the loo? Don’t let me die [Chorus] Where can I drop the kids off at the pool? A map to glory That’s the tool Aussieloo Don’t let me down I need a throne in this sprawling town [Bridge] Truckies and tradies and soccer mums too We’re all united by the call of the loo From Sydney to Perth Darwin to Hobart Relief is an app And it’s a fine art