Where Are My Pants? (Velvet)

[Verse] The morning sun breaks through my despair A shadow lingers but the floor is bare I search for answers in this cruel dance But alas my love I can’t find my pants [Chorus] I can’t find my pants oh heavens why A tragic tale beneath the endless sky The violins weep as my sorrow chants Oh fate is cruel I can’t find my pants [Verse 2] I open drawers like Pandora’s plight Each one is empty no hope in sight The cello moans as I take my stance To scream to the world I can’t find my pants [Chorus] I can’t find my pants oh heavens why A tragic tale beneath the endless sky The violins weep as my sorrow chants Oh fate is cruel I can’t find my pants [Bridge] A gust of wind mocks my exposed shame The world’s indifferent it knows no name Strings crescendo in a fevered trance As I lament I can’t find my pants [Chorus] I can’t find my pants oh heavens why A tragic tale beneath the endless sky The violins weep as my sorrow chants Oh fate is cruel I can’t find my pants