Waltzing with Singles" (Waltzing Singles)

🎵 Once a lonely single joined our little Facebook group, Scrolling for memes and a laugh or two, And they found a haven where misfits come together, Rejects of Victoria, we welcome you! Chorus: Oh, come waltzing with singles, Waltzing with singles, Laughing at life 'cause that's what we do! Bring your broken hearts and your dodgy pickup lines, Rejects of Victoria, we welcome you! 🎵 Out there in Melbourne, we’ve got all sorts of characters, Vegemite lovers and snags on the barbie, Some are still searching, some don’t even bother, But we’re all here for the banter, you see! (Chorus) 🎵 One bloke tried a dad joke, it was such a cringey flop, Another shared selfies that got no likes, But we cheered them on, ‘cause that’s what singles do here, Helping each other through the dating strikes! (Chorus) 🎵 So, raise your lamingtons, your VB, or your seltzer, Laugh at your ex and forget the past, Let’s toast to the singles who’ve joined this crazy family, Rejects of Victoria, finding love at last! Final Chorus (big finish): Oh, come waltzing with singles, Waltzing with singles, Swipe left on sadness, swipe right on the crew! Bring your weird stories and your hopeless romancing, Rejects of Victoria, we’re here for you! 🎵