The Troll Anthem (Quirky Features)

[Verse] I’m a troll on the bridge eating jelly and ham With a goldfish crown and a pickle in my hand Why's the sky green? Why’s the grass in my cup? Doesn’t matter I just made it all up [Chorus] Troll life Troll life Living the dream Sipping on chaos and swimming upstream Troll life Troll life King of the scene My castle’s a trash can My throne’s a sardine [Verse 2] I paint my toenails with peanut butter spread Wear a pineapple hat Call it fashion instead Got a cactus for a pet Name’s Mr. Prick He tells me jokes They’re a bit too slick [Prechorus] You ask me why I ask you why not Reality's a donut and my brain’s a teapot [Chorus] Troll life Troll life Living the dream Sipping on chaos and swimming upstream Troll life Troll life King of the scene My castle’s a trash can My throne’s a sardine [Bridge] Knock knock Who's there? It’s a llama in a wig Riding on a unicycle Doing a jig Do you want a banana? Do you want a shoe? Here’s a pineapple pizza that’s stuck with glue