The King of the Sandwich Line (Quirky Playful)

[Verse] I’m the king of the sandwich line Pickles in one hand mustard divine Lettuce crown me oh so fine Don’t you dare cut in front of me I’ll summon the wrath of the mayo sea [Chorus] Bow down to the king The sandwich king Bow down to the king Or lose your onion ring I’m the ruler of the deli dream [Verse 2] I ride a cart with squeaky wheels Stackin’ bread high makin’ deals Toasted buns my royal seal Do you want it spicy or sweet I’ll decide your sandwich fate neat [Prechorus] Oh no no no Don’t drop that dough Oh yes yes yes That’s a sandwich flex [Chorus] Bow down to the king The sandwich king Bow down to the king Your condiments cling I’m the ruler of the deli dream [Bridge] Once I fought a rogue croissant It was flakey and oh so gaunt But I wielded my knife so blunt Victory smelled like fresh baked buns