The Dominus and the Potato (Ember)

[Verse] Oh I saw a shiny crown it glimmered in the store The Dominus of legends I had to have it more But the price was mighty high my wallet cried in woe Two tix and a potato was all I had to show [Chorus] Oh the Dominus the Dominus it called to me that day A noob with dreams so foolish I threw my tix away The spud I traded proudly was my finest baked delight But now I sit here weeping in my noobish plight [Verse 2] I wore it on my head with a grin so very wide The other players stared I thought it was my pride But whispers turned to laughter their fingers they did point The Dominus was plastic my dreams were out of joint [Chorus] Oh the Dominus the Dominus it called to me that day A noob with dreams so foolish I threw my tix away The spud I traded proudly was my finest baked delight But now I sit here weeping in my noobish plight [Bridge] Oh woe to all the noobs beware the tempting deal For shiny things and bargains can sometimes not be real I’ll stick to trading wisely no spuds will leave my side My Dominus may be fake but my tears I cannot hide [Chorus] Oh the Dominus the Dominus it called to me that day A noob with dreams so foolish I threw my tix away The spud I traded proudly was my finest baked delight But now I sit here weeping in my noobish plight