the cat song (Original Song)

[Verse 1] A cat strolled up to a tuna can store, And he said to the clerk, by the fish galore, "Meow! (Purr purr purr) Got any salmon?" The clerk said "No, we just sell tuna here, But it's fresh from the sea, banish all fear. Want a can, my fine sir?" The cat gave a purr, then a hiss and a stir. [Refrain] Then he strutted away, strut strut strut, 'Til the very next day, meow meow meow meow meow meow [Verse 2] When the cat strolled back to the tuna can store, And he said to the clerk, by the fish galore, "Meow! (Purr purr purr) Got any salmon?" The clerk said "No, like I said yesterday, We just sell tuna, okay? Seriously, dude, Why not give it a try?" The cat flicked his tail, and winked with one eye. [Verse 3] The cat strolled back, with a sly little grin, "Meow! (Purr purr purr) Got any mice within?" The clerk sighed and said, "We sell fish, not mice! This is getting ridiculous, not even twice!" The cat just licked his paw, with a smug little face, Then ran off to nap, leaving tuna in its place.