The Bad Boy and the Wong (Upbeat Pop-Punk)

[Verse 1] He strutted into school with a borrowed leather coat A sticker on the sleeve and a sandwich in his throat He called himself the Bad Boy, tried to look profound Then tripped on his own shoelace and saluted the ground [Pre-Chorus] He said, “Fear my reputation!” The lunch lady said, “Please take a tray” He practiced looking dangerous But sneezed and scared himself away [Chorus] The Bad Boy and the Wong, what a curious pair One had too much swagger, one had noodles in his hair The Bad Boy shouted, “Trouble!” Wong said, “Wrong!” They kept getting everything hilariously wong The Bad Boy and the Wong, marching all day long When the plan went sideways, they just sang this song [Verse 2] They planned a midnight mission at a quarter after eight To sneak into the bakery and liberate a cake The Bad Boy wore sunglasses, though the bakery was bright Wong brought three umbrellas for a perfectly dry night [Pre-Chorus] They whispered, “Keep it secret!” Then announced it to the town The baker heard their footsteps And gave them cookies on the way out [Chorus] The Bad Boy and the Wong, what a curious pair One had too much swagger, one had noodles in his hair The Bad Boy shouted, “Trouble!” Wong said, “Wrong!” They kept getting everything hilariously wong The Bad Boy and the Wong, marching all day long When the plan went sideways, they just sang this song [Bridge] They entered a talent contest, promised fire and fame The Bad Boy played one triangle, Wong forgot his name The judges gave them trophies for the funniest routine Now they tour the county fair in a tiny limousine [Final Chorus] The Bad Boy and the Wong, everybody sing along One brings the thunder, one brings the wrong The Bad Boy shouts, “Trouble!” Wong says, “Wong!” Somehow that mistake became their greatest song The Bad Boy and the Wong, friends before too long When the world gets serious, just sing this song [Outro] Bad Boy! Wong! What could possibly go wong? Bad Boy! Wong! And they’re still marching along!