Solar-Powered Soup Spoon (Loose Playful)

[Verse 1] Listen up You pickle-brained thunder nugget Half-baked head like a dropped McMuffin You googly-eyed garden gnome side quest Discount wizard in a clearance vest You soggy-toast Off-brand crouton Budget villain in a kids’ cartoon You bubble-wrap burrito of regret Sentient typo in a group text thread (uh) [Chorus] You waffle-handed space goblin Crayon-chewing couch captain (hey!) You discount dragon Snack-size ogre Talking like a WiFi router hungover You glitter-coated trash raccoon Moon-boot-wearing chipmunk goon (goon!) You off-peak gremlin Lunchbox bandit Walking Talking factory defect sandwich [Verse 2] You lukewarm latte of suffering Dude Microwave mood with a drive-thru attitude You hamster-powered brain machine Running Windows 95 in your spleen You half-charged vape pen pal Human version of a loading wheel fail You chili-flavored soap bar clown Participation trophy of this town (wow) [Chorus] You waffle-handed space goblin Crayon-chewing couch captain (yeah!) You discount dragon Snack-size ogre Talking like a WiFi router hungover You glitter-coated trash raccoon Moon-boot-wearing chipmunk goon (woah) You off-peak gremlin Lunchbox bandit Walking Talking factory defect sandwich [Bridge] You mustard-stained horoscope misprint Toe-stub prophecy Parking ticket prince You elevator music boss fight dweeb Side-quest NPC in my league (sit down) [Chorus] You waffle-handed space goblin Crayon-chewing couch captain (hey!) You discount dragon Snack-size ogre Talking like a WiFi router hungover You glitter-coated trash raccoon Moon-boot-wearing chipmunk goon You off-peak gremlin Lunchbox bandit Walking Talking factory defect sandwich (you sandwich)