Ridiculous Racket of Rude-ish Ruckus (Comedy-Rap Cypher)

[Intro] (hey!) You fragile snack pack You discount doorknob Come here You wobbly wifi signal [Verse 1] You emotional breadstick You lukewarm shower Confused potato Unseasoned cauliflower You diet thunder You flat-soda fizz Half-charged tablet Croissant with a quiz You bargain-bin bookmark You lactose cloud Rejected ringtone Buffet that’s not allowed You sideways elevator You shy raccoon Participation trophy On the dark side of noon [Chorus] You absolute chaos omelet (hey!) You tragic traffic cone You premium clown in a rental gown Wi-fi made of stone You anxious garden gnome (so small) You overcooked fortune cookie You decorative spoon on the floor of the moon Certified weird and wobbly [Verse 2] You calendar with three Junes You pickled air Microwaved lettuce Confused folding chair You Bluetooth toaster You jealous sock Emotionally haunted Electric rock You spilled yogurt horoscope You password hint You gently used cactus With motivational lint You part-time jalapeño You cardboard kite Glow-in-the-dark ego That never quite gets bright [Chorus] You absolute chaos omelet (oh yeah) You tragic traffic cone You premium clown in a rental gown Wi-fi made of stone You anxious garden gnome (look at him) You overcooked fortune cookie You decorative spoon on the floor of the moon Certified weird and wobbly [Bridge] You marshmallow warlord You teabag knight You gluten-free dragon Afraid of light You mid-life snowflake You budget Zeus Emotionally stunted Orange juice [Chorus] You absolute chaos omelet (last time) You tragic traffic cone You premium clown in a rental gown Wi-fi made of stone You anxious garden gnome You overcooked fortune cookie You decorative spoon on the floor of the moon Certified weird and wobbly (so wobbly)