Rainbow Elbow Catastrophe (Chaotic Comedy-Rap)

[Intro] Click-clack Keyboard war Who asked I’m bored [Verse 1] You little waffle-goblin Budget dragon Bargain bin Microwave philosopher Discount gremlin Diet sin Gobstopper goblin Mustard brain Loose-screw latte Walking stain Croissant warlock Couch-shaped troll Air-fryer ogre with a pastry soul (hey!) [Chorus] You jelly-spined chaos peanut Feral salad Backyard unit Spaghetti-brained patio gnome Tiny storm in a rental home You raccoon-pocket stress baguette Half-charged tablet in a cold baguette Soggy-chip level internet knight Log off Noodle Touch some light [Verse 2] You teaspoon titan Porch swing clown Side-quest pigeon of this town Mildew wizard Carpet crab Emotionally damaged grocery bag You traffic-cone poet Snack-sized rage Participation trophy of the modern age You lukewarm latte of poor decisions Wi-Fi candle with bad revisions (ooh) [Chorus] You jelly-spined chaos peanut Feral salad Backyard unit Spaghetti-brained patio gnome Tiny storm in a rental home You raccoon-pocket stress baguette Half-charged tablet in a cold baguette Soggy-chip level internet knight Log off Noodle Touch some light [Bridge] You ankle-biting folder of files Un-updated app with suspicious smiles You Bluetooth toaster of broken dreams Captcha that forever screams You sunscreen-flavored office troll Mismatched sock with half a soul (yeah) Discount dragon at a yard sale fight Boss of nothing King of spite [Chorus] You jelly-spined chaos peanut Feral salad Backyard unit Spaghetti-brained patio gnome Tiny storm in a rental home You raccoon-pocket stress baguette Half-charged tablet in a cold baguette Soggy-chip level internet knight Log off Noodle Touch some light