Quack Attack (Acoustic Guitar)

[Verse] I met a turtle with a tiny top hat He said hey buddy do you like that I said what’s that He said this hat And then he did a little turtle tap dance [Chorus] Quack quack quack said the duck in the back He’s got opinions but no tact Waddle waddle here waddle waddle there He’s the sassiest duck anywhere [Verse 2] A llama showed up with a kazoo Blew one note and yelled how do you do The duck rolled his eyes and said oh please Then he moonwalked past on his webbed-up feet [Prechorus] Everyone stopped They couldn’t believe A duck with moves like a disco dream [Chorus] Quack quack quack said the duck in the back He’s got style and a knack for smack Waddle waddle here waddle waddle there He’s the grooviest duck anywhere [Bridge] Why do turtles dance why do llamas hum Why do ducks act like they’re number one It’s a mystery It’s absurdity But it’s the kind of chaos we love to see