Polka of the Preposterous Profanities (Fast Chaotic)

[Verse 1] You absolute goblin-scented waffle clown Moldy microwave meatball in a paper crown You lukewarm latte of a half-baked plan Sticky-fingered sandcastle excuse for a man (hey!) [Chorus] You dingbat disco ferret Trash-panda tantrum in a thrift-store jacket You bargain-bin blizzard of bad decisions Certified circus of poor revisions I’m singing la-la-la You glorious mess A walking Wi-Fi drop in a thrift-store vest [Verse 2] You budget-brand thunderstorm in skinny jeans Overcooked noodle in a boardroom scene You off-peak parking ticket with a podcast mic Inflatable ego on a rusted trike (oh yeah) [Chorus] You dingbat disco ferret Trash-panda tantrum in a thrift-store jacket You bargain-bin blizzard of bad decisions Certified circus of poor revisions I’m singing la-la-la You glorious mess A walking Wi-Fi drop in a thrift-store vest [Bridge] You emotional support traffic cone Participation trophy set to “phone” You calendar reminder for regret at noon Second-hand helium Squeaking out of tune (hey!) [Chorus] You dingbat disco ferret Trash-panda tantrum in a thrift-store jacket You bargain-bin blizzard of bad decisions Certified circus of poor revisions I’m singing la-la-la You glorious mess A walking Wi-Fi drop in a thrift-store vest