Polite Vocabulary Explosion (High-Energy Comedy)

[Verse 1] You little waffle-faced lawn gremlin Discount dragon with the cough-goblin gremlin Sauce-fingered Couch-crumb chaos raccoon Looking like a budget thunder-wombat at noon You fridge-raiding Sock-mangling carpet goblin Teabag-hoarding Damp-toast dungeon goblin You bargain-bin gremlin from the attic of doom With the IQ of a lukewarm spoon (c’mon now) [Chorus] Sit down You glitter-brained muffin goblin You discount thunder-duck Chaos dolphin You biscuit-mouthed Bargain-bin dragon Flamingo-legged Mayonnaise goblin Hey You pretzel-spined panic pigeon You off-brand wizard with a cheese addiction If insults paid rent You’d own the planet You cosmic clown in a clingfilm jacket (hey!) [Verse 2] You traffic-cone-tongued hallway goblin Microwave-soufflé Wet-sneeze goblin You feral spreadsheet garden gnome With the social grace of a traffic cone You pixel-hearted Lag-spiked mailbox troll Expired-yogurt soul in a salad bowl You hamster-powered Wi-Fi phantom Folding like a deck chair at random (ooh) [Chorus] Sit down You glitter-brained muffin goblin You discount thunder-duck Chaos dolphin You biscuit-mouthed Bargain-bin dragon Flamingo-legged Mayonnaise goblin Hey You pretzel-spined panic pigeon You off-brand wizard with a cheese addiction If insults paid rent You’d own the planet You cosmic clown in a clingfilm jacket