Polite Company Panic (Rowdy Comedy-Pop)

[Verse 1] You parking-lot philosopher Discount drama king You soggy cereal influencer Left on read by everything You half-charged tablet With a busted screen You thrift-store villain In your fake supreme (buddy...) [Chorus] You absolute chaos nugget You lukewarm burrito brain You budget-brand thunderstorm Just threatening rain You unsharpened pencil person Can’t draw a line I’m roasting you kindly ‘cause insults this soft are a crime (hey!) [Verse 2] You Wi‑Fi at the airport “connected” but it crawls You mystery fridge container That scares us all You elevator button That never lights You Monday morning playlist Of traffic and fights (wow) [Chorus] You absolute chaos nugget You lukewarm burrito brain You budget-brand thunderstorm Just threatening rain You unsharpened pencil person Can’t draw a line I’m roasting you kindly ‘cause insults this soft are a crime [Bridge] You decaf coffee of a human You three-wheeled shopping cart You phone at 1 percent During group project start You caps-lock email Sent to the boss You tutorial video That never gets to the part we need You loss (c’mon!) [Chorus] You absolute chaos nugget You lukewarm burrito brain You budget-brand thunderstorm Just threatening rain You unsharpened pencil person Can’t draw a line I’m trolling you gently ‘cause deep down you’re fine (maybe...)