Pixelated Pigeon Outbreak (Chaotic Punk-Rap)

[Verse 1] You absolute turnip tornado Confused baguette in a trench coat Discount goblin from a yard sale Sticker-covered fridge with trust issues You lukewarm soup of a sidekick Budget raccoon with a Wi-Fi problem Sock-wearing shower-singer disaster Last brain cell at a clearance rack [Chorus] You weaponized waffle of a human Feral teabag in a windstorm Confetti-flavored meltdown on autoplay Walking group chat typo You overcooked noodle in a board meeting Emotional support traffic cone Gobsmacked garden gnome on vacation Keyboard warrior made of breadcrumbs (hey!) [Verse 2] You emotionally unstable breadstick Hyperactive shoelace on airplane mode PowerPoint slide with daddy issues Sentient sneeze in a job interview You Bluetooth toaster with stage fright Croissant with a commitment problem Wikipedia page in a midlife crisis Last slice of pizza doing therapy [Bridge] Who raised you Bubble-wrap cactus Socially anxious golden retriever Mid-tier dragon in a onesie Confused seagull at a TED Talk (ooh) You limited-edition chaos sandwich Seasonal flu in flip-flops EBay listing for regret Spicy typo in the group email [Chorus] You weaponized waffle of a human Feral teabag in a windstorm Confetti-flavored meltdown on autoplay Walking group chat typo You overcooked noodle in a board meeting Emotional support traffic cone Gobsmacked garden gnome on vacation Keyboard warrior made of breadcrumbs (yeah!)