My Kidneys Are Doing the Cha-Cha!

[Verse] The highway's long my coffee's strong My bladder's singing a desperate song Oh mate I need a porcelain throne Or a bush will be my home sweet home [Prechorus] My map says nothing my luck’s run dry Is that relief or just a mirage sky [Chorus] My kidneys are doing the cha-cha They’re dancing to a painful samba Where’s my savior where’s my loo Aussieloo I’m counting on you [Verse 2] City streets are a jungle maze Shopping malls with their secret ways I tap my app like it’s my guide Aussieloo you’re my toilet pride [Prechorus] From Sydney’s buzz to the outback's glow It’s the Aussie way to let it flow [Chorus] My kidneys are doing the cha-cha They’re twisting like a salsa drama Where’s my savior where’s my loo Aussieloo I’m counting on you