My Bladder is Screaming for Mercy! (Dawn)

[Verse] Driving down the endless stretch Kangaroos give me the side-eye fetch My stomach churns My legs are tight Oh mate This is not alright [Prechorus] I see a sign It’s just a mirage No relief Only sabotage [Chorus] My bladder is screaming for mercy Aussieloo where are you I’m thirsty I’m hopping like a wallaby Oh no Tap that app Find me a loo pronto [Verse 2] Near the servo No luck again A public park But not a den City streets or bushland dirt I need a throne before I burst [Prechorus] I swipe I scroll I pray I beg Aussieloo save me from the dregs [Chorus] My bladder is screaming for mercy Aussieloo you’re my lifeline Truly From Sydney streets to Perth’s red glow Show me the way Oh magic app-o