Mr wilson (Funny Song)

[Verse] Mr Wilson’s got a kangaroo suit Hops down the street in his workday boots Says g’day mate to a lamppost crew Crikey Wilson What’s wrong with you? [Chorus] Oh Mr Wilson Where’s your mind? Left it behind Left it behind Chasing koalas Wrestling time Oh Mr Wilson You’re one of a kind [Verse 2] He’s barbecuing shrimp in the pouring rain Plays a gumleaf flute like he’s insane Rides an emu straight through town Calls it a horse Then falls right down [Prechorus] Blimey Mate You’ve gone astray Lost the plot But it’s okay [Chorus] Oh Mr Wilson Where’s your mind? Left it behind Left it behind Boiling tea in a billabong bind Oh Mr Wilson You’re one of a kind [Bridge] Eats Vegemite with his cereal bowl Thinks platypus are rock ‘n’ roll Tells the crocs he’s their new king Wilson Mate What’s this thing?