Mayor of the Living Room

[Verse 1] I clipped a little counter to my Sunday shoe It promised ten thousand steps, so I knew what to do I marched across the kitchen, then circled the chair My cat looked deeply worried, but I kept going there [Pre-Chorus] Left foot, right foot, wiggle and sway I’m training for the hallway marathon today [Chorus] Step, step, count it up Tiny little victory in my coffee cup Step, step, don’t stop yet I’m the mayor of the living room, I’m earning every step [Verse 2] I walked to get the remote, then walked back again Took three laps around the sofa and called it a win The number on the screen said seven hundred two I celebrated loudly like a champion would do [Bridge] If pacing made me famous, I’d be on every show With sneakers full of glory and nowhere else to go One more trip to the mailbox, one more lap around the mat I’m not avoiding chores—I’m cardio-ing past that! [Chorus] Step, step, count it up Tiny little victory in my coffee cup Step, step, don’t stop yet I’m the mayor of the living room, I’m earning every step [Outro] Ten thousand steps, I finally arrived Right back where I started—but feeling alive!