Keyboard Warrior Karaoke (High-Energy Pop-Punk)

[Verse 1] You typed “ratio” on my post Hit send like it’s a Nobel quote Screenshot your own comment twice Framed it like a shrine to “likes” [Chorus] You’re a legend in the replies (in your mind) Saving the world one typo at a time Big talk Tiny profile pic Keyboard warrior Swingin’ that stick All caps Zero alibi You’d start a fight with the sky Tap tap tap Here comes the storm Tough guy in digital form [Verse 2] You wrote “skill issue” on my song Been rehearsing that line all week long Mom yells “dinner ” you yell “BRB” Debating strangers for free [Chorus] You’re a legend in the replies (in your mind) Saving the world one typo at a time Big talk Tiny profile pic Keyboard warrior Swingin’ that stick All caps Zero alibi You’d start a fight with the sky Tap tap tap Here comes the storm Tough guy in digital form --- [Verse 1] You said my track was “mid at best” Then your mom hit like and left a flex “Such a nice young man So sweet” She put my song on repeat [Chorus] I’m on your mom’s favorite playlist (oh yeah) Right between her workout hits She’s vacuum dancin’ to my diss track You’re in your room tryna clap back I’m on your mom’s favorite playlist Singin’ while she cleans the dishes You talk trash She just smiles “I love this one ” replays it twice [Verse 2] You wrote a paragraph of hate She just asked me for the release date “Can you sign my oven mitt?” Family group chat bumpin’ this [Chorus] I’m on your mom’s favorite playlist (oh yeah) Right between her workout hits She’s vacuum dancin’ to my diss track You’re in your room tryna clap back I’m on your mom’s favorite playlist Singin’ while she cleans the dishes You talk trash She just smiles “I love this one ” replays it twice --- [Verse 1] You said “this game is way too hard” Blamed the lag Blamed your old mousepad Threw your headset Screamed “unfair” Then lost to a tutorial bear [Chorus] Hit Alt+F4 Rage-quit the night Blame the ping Blame the game Never blame your sight You said “1v9 I carried so hard” But the scoreboard snitched Showed one sad star Alt+F4 Uninstall rage Writing angry reviews like an essay page You shout “trash devs!” through your tears Got beat by bots on easy tier [Verse 2] You camped all match in the spawn Wore your defeat like cologne “Toxic kids ” you said Offended You were muted Bro You trended [Chorus] Hit Alt+F4 Rage-quit the night Blame the ping Blame the game Never blame your sight You said “1v9 I carried so hard” But the scoreboard snitched Showed one sad star Alt+F4 Uninstall rage Writing angry reviews like an essay page You shout “trash devs!” through your tears Got beat by bots on easy tier --- [Verse 1] You flexed your “clan” in global chat Six whole friends and a Discord tag Said you’re feared across all servers Then you lagged out every murder