Is There a Public Convenience for a Desperate Soul? (Dawn)

[Verse] Driving down the highway mate I feel the urge arise A dingo’s not my audience I need civilized supplies A bush is fine for camping but I’m in the CBD Is there a public convenience for a desperate soul like me [Chorus] Aussieloo where are you My bladder’s crying through and through On this app I place my hope Don’t make me use a bar of soap Aussieloo I need you now Before I lose my driving vow [Verse 2] Spotted one at Macca’s but the queue was out the door A servo’s got the stink of shoes from nineteen eighty-four Oh bless the golden beacon where the signs say it’s for free Is there a public convenience for a desperate soul like me [Prechorus] Tap tap swipe the map it glows Aussieloo knows where to go [Chorus] Aussieloo where are you My bladder’s crying through and through On this app I place my hope Don’t make me use a bar of soap Aussieloo I need you now Before I lose my driving vow [Bridge] The outback's wild and woolly no stalls behind a tree The city’s packed with hipsters they’re charging toilet fees But with my trusty phone in hand I’m saved from bushland woes Aussieloo you beauty you’re the hero that I chose