Internet Troll

[Verse 1] I live in the comments, I live in the feed A fresh hot take is the only thing I need Typing in all caps, double-spacing my thoughts I argue with humans, I argue with bots [Pre-Chorus] Did you cite your source? Well, I don't care I'm typing out a novel from my swivel chair Got a fake avatar and a disposable name And winning argument number forty-two is my game [Chorus] 'Cause I am an internet troll, modern day art Leaving three-paragraph essays right from the heart I'm correcting your grammar, I'm questioning your soul Yeah, clear out the section, I'm an internet troll! [Verse 2] You posted a picture of your morning toast I replied "Well, actually..." and made a five-page post I got a hundred downvotes and a permanent ban So I made a new account and I started again! [Chorus] 'Cause I am an internet troll, modern day art Leaving three-paragraph essays right from the heart I'm correcting your grammar, I'm questioning your soul Yeah, clear out the section, I'm an internet troll! [Outro] *Click click clack on the keyboard track* *You can't block me, I'm already back!* [End]