I Mess It Up Funny (Comedic Pop-Punk)

[Verse 1] I tried to look cool by the vending machine Bought a soda, missed the slot, ruined my jeans You said, “Nice move,” with a grin so wide I bowed like a hero, then slipped on the side [Pre-Chorus] Every little plan goes sideways somehow But I’m laughing harder than I’m crying right now [Chorus] I mess it up funny, funny, funny Turn a bad idea into something sunny If the whole room stares, I’ll take a silly bow I mess it up funny, and I’m doing it now [Verse 2] I sent a voice note meant for you to my boss It had twelve seconds of me beatboxing off-cost He wrote back, “Strong rhythm, questionable tone” So I changed my voicemail and hid my phone [Pre-Chorus] Every little plan goes sideways somehow But I’m laughing harder than I’m crying right now [Chorus] I mess it up funny, funny, funny Turn a bad idea into something sunny If the whole room stares, I’ll take a silly bow I mess it up funny, and I’m doing it now [Bridge] Wrong shoes, wrong train, wrong name at the door I’ve made the same entrance three times before You say, “Are you okay?” I say, “Absolutely” Then walk into a plant with confidence and dignity [Final Chorus] I mess it up funny, funny, funny Make a little disaster taste like honey If the whole day trips, I’ll show it how to prance I mess it up funny—come on, give it a chance [Outro] Funny, funny, funny That’s my emergency plan Funny, funny, funny Here I go again