I Left a Present for You (Novelty Children)

(Verse 1) Mommy, there's a surprise for you, A little gift, it's true! I've been so busy, you see, Creating something just for thee! (Yeah!) I left a present for you, A stinky, little "poo-poo"! It's what I do with glee, Especially on your new TV! I left a present, Mommy dear, Right there by your ear! It's a special kind, you know, The kind that makes the flowers grow! (Verse 2) Mommy, I've got more to show, A masterpiece, a stinky flow! I worked so hard, it's true, Just waiting here for you! (Yeah!) I left a present, can't you see? It's hanging from the Christmas tree! It's got a little, tiny bow, The bestest present, watch it grow! I left a present, yes it's true, It's in your brand new shoe! It's soft and squishy, oh so brown, The best surprise in all the town! (Bridge) Oh, Mommy, don't you fret, There's even more, I ain't done yet! It's hiding, can you guess? A little stinky mess! (Verse 3) Mommy, I'm so proud of me, My "poo-poo" art, wild and free! It's everywhere, it's quite a spree, A stinky symphony! (Yeah!) I left a present, don't delay, It's in your purse, hooray! It's got a special, stinky smell, A present Mommy knows so well! I left a present, look around, It's on your favorite gown! It's a masterpiece, a work of art, A "poo-poo" present from the heart! (Outro) So Mommy, next time you're feeling blue, Just remember, I left a present for you! (Giggle)