Flapjack Laser in the Banana Parliament (Chaotic High-Energy)

[Intro] Bubblegum toaster Sideways moon Laptop salad Umbrella spoon (hey!) [Verse 1] Grandma’s Wi‑Fi Doing karate Goldfish driving Tiny Bugatti Elevator sneeze In a potato suit Taxes paid In strawberry fruit [Chorus] Flapjack laser in the banana parliament Argue with a sandwich Very very confident (so confident!) Upside‑down Tuesday wearing formal cheese Bless you Refrigerator Every time I sneeze [Verse 2] Microwave yoga Spaghetti phone call Couch eats socks Like a hungry mall Dictionary barking At a piece of cake Calendar crying For a coffee break (oh no) [Chorus] Flapjack laser in the banana parliament Argue with a sandwich Very very confident Upside‑down Tuesday wearing formal cheese Bless you Refrigerator Every time I sneeze (achoo!) [Bridge] Serious meeting Inside a sock Chair runs laps Around the clock Password: “waffle” Secretly a chair High five gravity There is yogurt in the air (hey!) [Chorus] Flapjack laser in the banana parliament Argue with a sandwich Very very confident Upside‑down Tuesday wearing formal cheese Bless you Refrigerator Every time I sneeze