Duck’s Fine Grapes (Upbeat Novelty)

[Verse 1] A duck waddled up to the corner stand With a tiny backpack and a clever plan He pointed at the lemons, then shook his head And asked the tired seller instead [Pre-Chorus] The seller sighed, “What do you need?” The duck just tapped his webbed-out feet [Chorus] Got any grapes? Got any grapes? The duck kept asking at the garden gate “Try the pears, try the plums, try the lemonade!” He said, “That’s nice, but I’m not persuaded!” Got any grapes? Got any grapes? He waddled off with impeccable taste [Verse 2] The next day came with a little blue tie And a shopping list folded twice “Here’s bread, here’s cheese, here’s a jar of jam” The duck said, “Thanks, but that’s not who I am” [Pre-Chorus] The seller shouted, “Name your price!” The duck replied, “I’ll ask you twice!” [Chorus] Got any grapes? Got any grapes? The duck kept asking at the garden gate “Try the pears, try the plums, try the lemonade!” He said, “That’s nice, but I’m not persuaded!” Got any grapes? Got any grapes? He waddled off with impeccable taste [Bridge] On the third day, silence fell The seller heard a bicycle bell The duck arrived in a delivery van With a crate marked “FRUIT,” and a very smug plan [Final Chorus] Got any grapes? Got any grapes? The duck bought the stand and changed the nameplate “Duck’s Fine Grapes,” with a grand parade The seller now works for minimum lemonade Got any grapes? Got any grapes? The duck takes cash, card, and feathered handshake [Outro] The seller asked, “Want a receipt?” The duck said, “Sure—and make it sweet!”