Do You Have Grape? (Upbeat Novelty)

[Verse 1] I walked into the market with a basket and a plan A peach said, “Pick me, buddy,” but I’m a grape-demanding man The apples wore their finest shine, the bananas formed a queue I asked the clerk the question that I always ask on cue [Pre-Chorus] I checked the shelf, I checked the cart I searched the snacks from end to start Then everybody heard me shout The tiny purple answer’s out [Chorus] Do you have grape? Do you have grape? I don’t need a pear and I don’t need cake Do you have grape? Do you have grape? Seedless, juicy, rolling off the plate Do you have grape? [Verse 2] The cashier wore a puzzled face and pointed to the back I found a lonely raisin hiding in a cereal pack I said, “That’s grape from yesterday, it’s wrinkly and it’s small” It said, “Respect your elders, pal,” then bounced against the wall [Pre-Chorus] A purple bunch began to sway They’d been waiting there all day One popped loose and hit my shoe I knew exactly what to do [Chorus] Do you have grape? Do you have grape? I don’t need a pear and I don’t need cake Do you have grape? Do you have grape? Round little snacks that refuse to sit straight Do you have grape? [Bridge] Green or red, I’m not afraid Put a bunch beside the lemonade Big or small, I’ll take my share Just don’t tell me they’re hiding somewhere [Final Chorus] Do you have grape? Do you have grape? I found the treasure by the garden gate Do you have grape? Do you have grape? Now my basket’s doing figure eights Do you have grape? Yes, I have grape! And I’m taking home a crate! [Outro] Do you have grape? Absolutely grape!