Disco Disaster (Dawn)

[Verse] The mirror ball fell right on my head I was doing the robot Now I’m seeing red Platform shoes got me ten feet tall But I tripped on the cord and took down the wall [Chorus] Disco disaster My moves are a crime Flailing like a chicken Out of rhythm and time Oh Disco disaster Call the DJ Please I’m spinning like a record Someone help me freeze [Verse 2] My bell-bottoms caught on a stranger’s chair Now I’m moonwalking backwards through the air That polyester suit It’s starting to melt The heat of my groove’s got me feeling svelte [Prechorus] But wait Is that laughter or cheers? Am I the joke of the year? [Chorus] Disco disaster My moves are a crime Flailing like a chicken Out of rhythm and time Oh Disco disaster Call the DJ Please I’m spinning like a record Someone help me freeze [Bridge] The glitter’s in my eyes Can’t see where I’m at Someone’s pet ferret just stole my hat My dance partner’s gone They ran for the door Now it’s just me and this sticky floor