Chronicles of the Creative Cursecaster (Punk-Pop Energy)

[Verse 1] You absolute waffle goblin Tiny-brained toaster stain You discount dragon nugget With a lukewarm lemonade brain You crusty carpet gremlin Budget-brand chaos mule Confused baguette in a raincoat Drooling in the kiddie pool (hey!) [Chorus] You goofy little circus sandwich Half-price goblin in a tie You majestic dumpster cupcake Screaming at a passing fly You soggy noodle thunderlord Captain of the clueless crew I wrote a greatest hits of insults And every single track is you (yeah, that's you) [Verse 2] You feral kazoo philosopher Microwave raccoon in jeans Emotionally unstable cactus King of spilling canned beans You off-brand wizard ferret Spatula of pure regret Award‑winning oops in sneakers Human loading screen in sweat (lagging) [Chorus] You goofy little circus sandwich Half-price goblin in a tie You majestic dumpster cupcake Screaming at a passing fly You soggy noodle thunderlord Captain of the clueless crew I wrote a greatest hits of insults And every single track is you (every one, yeah)