Blender Goose in a Toaster Hat (Comedy-Pop Male)

[Intro] Banana with a business card Shouting at a PDF Grandma doing parkour On a screaming lettuce leaf (hey!) [Verse 1] I put my socks On a conference call PowerPoint pizza Spinning down the hall Elevator chicken Pressing all the beans Wi‑Fi mustache On a bowl of jeans [Chorus] Blender goose in a toaster hat Quacking in a laundromat High‑five Low‑tide Eating a map Alphabet soup doing freestyle rap (okay!) Sideways hamster driving a shoe Crying in a bowl of shampoo If this makes sense You’re the glitch Microwave cloud doing the twitch (ayy!) [Verse 2] Car alarm yogurt Doing slam poetry Cucumber lawyer Suing gravity Laptop lasagna Sends me a fax “Dear inflatable cactus Please pay your tax” [Chorus] Blender goose in a toaster hat Quacking in a laundromat High‑five Low‑tide Eating a map Alphabet soup doing freestyle rap (come on!) Sideways hamster driving a shoe Crying in a bowl of shampoo If this makes sense You’re the glitch Microwave cloud doing the twitch (woah!) [Bridge] Cheeseburger passport Stamping the moon Chair with anxiety Hums out of tune I married a spoon Divorced a baguette Our tiny fork children Still in debt (sad fork…) [Chorus] Blender goose in a toaster hat Quacking in a laundromat High‑five Low‑tide Eating a map Alphabet soup doing freestyle rap (okay!) Sideways hamster driving a shoe Crying in a bowl of shampoo If this makes sense You’re the glitch Microwave cloud doing the twitch (twitch! twitch!)