Banana WiFi Password (Hyper-Catchy Pop-Punk)

[Verse 1] I changed the WiFi name again "Connecting_to_your_mom" Your phone popped up in the kitchen You tried to play it calm You asked me what the password is You begged You tried to bribe It's "I_say_please_and_do_the_dish" Good luck with that this time [Chorus] You can't get on my network ’Til you do some work (hey!) Type it Don't mistype it Or you'll lose your perks It's "ILoveBananasAndIRarelyShower" Say it out loud Say it with power You can't get on my network ’Til you praise my genius first (ooh yeah) [Verse 2] Your friend came over for a game You whispered "Act mature" Now both your phones say "signal strong" But access? Never sure He asked me what the code could be He thought that he was sly It's "MyRoommateIsTheCoolestGuy" In capitals Nice try [Chorus] You can't get on my network ’Til you do some work (work!) Type it Don't mistype it Or you'll lose your perks It's "ILoveBananasAndIRarelyShower" Say it out loud Say it with power You can't get on my network And I'm screenshotting every smirk [Bridge] One more try "PleaseJustLetMeScrollOnline" Nope Denied Try "ILickMyToesAtNight" this time (click-clack) You say you'll move You say you're done You stay for memes I stay for fun [Chorus] You can't get on my network ’Til you do some work Type it Don't mistype it Spell each awkward word It's "ILoveBananasAndIRarelyShower" Pinned to the fridge like a badge of power You can't get on my network And that's my favorite perk (oh yeah) [Verse 1] Stared at my noodles Heard a tiny beep Three a.m. thoughts Brain too fried for sleep Why we press "cancel" One second from done Like we’re dodging fate Like that light is the sun [Chorus] I’m a microwave philosopher Staring at the spin Asking all the big questions ’Bout leftovers and sin If time is just a circle Why’s my plate still cold? I found enlightenment On "medium heat" and mold (mmm, wise) [Verse 2] Checked the instructions "Let it rest two min" That’s more patience Than I show my kin Burned my tongue again On a pasta shell Guess some life lessons You gotta taste in hell [Chorus] I’m a microwave philosopher Staring at the spin Asking all the big questions ’Bout leftovers and sin If time is just a circle Why’s my plate still cold? I found enlightenment In this sad casserole (oh no) [Bridge] What is truth? What is love? Why this fork Won’t fit above? If this door Is my new shrine Then beep three times When it’s my time (beep, beep, beep) [Chorus] I’m a microwave philosopher Staring at the spin If wisdom had a flavor It’d be stale and thin If time is just a circle Why’s my plate still cold? Guess the universe Needs one more minute to load [Verse 1] Phone buzzed Little red heart on the screen Username: "KnittingQueen1933" She typed "Hello" On my livestream mid-rant About how I’m broke And can’t pay rent She wrote "You look thin" In the public chat "Did you eat lunch? You can do better than that"