Banana Microwave University (Electro-Pop Chaos)

[Verse 1] I put socks On my search history Grandma doing parkour In the hard drive city (yah) Toaster on Zoom Giving TED Talks daily Cat typing "HELP" But he spelled it "gravy" [Chorus] I’m a chair with feelings Please sit down Crying in the club in a cap and gown Alphabet soup just called me clown La la la The Wi‑Fi’s wearing a crown I’m a chair with feelings Talk to me Downloading bread in 4K HD Who ate my phone? It was probably me La la la This song is a degree (hey!) [Verse 2] I propose To my refrigerator light It said "bruh" Then ghosted me all night My brain buffering On a loading screen Eating PDF Like a snack so clean (crunch) [Chorus] I’m a chair with feelings Please sit down Crying in the club in a cap and gown Alphabet soup just called me clown La la la The Wi‑Fi’s wearing a crown I’m a chair with feelings Talk to me Downloading bread in 4K HD Who ate my phone? It was probably me La la la This song is a degree (ooh yeah) [Bridge] Why is the moon In my group chat Typing in caps Like "WHO DID THAT" I did I did High‑five a bee Now my eyebrows Have a PhD [Chorus] I’m a chair with feelings Please sit down Crying in the club in a cap and gown Alphabet soup just called me clown La la la The Wi‑Fi’s wearing a crown I’m a chair with feelings Talk to me Downloading bread in 4K HD Who ate my phone? It was probably me La la la This song is a degree (degree, degree)