Aussieloo Odyssey (Moonrise)

[Verse] In the land of koalas and kangaroo hops Where the sun burns hot and the slang never stops There’s an app for a map when nature calls you It’s called Aussieloo mate it’ll guide you through [Chorus] Aussieloo Aussieloo Find a dunny near the zoo From the outback to the beach Relief is always in your reach [Verse 2] An Italian bloke in a Bondi cafe Gestures wildly cause he can’t find the way “Dove il bagno?” he pleads in despair I point to the app “Mate It’s right there!” [Prechorus] He downloads it fast Grazie he cries Clicks the icon with hope in his eyes [Chorus] Aussieloo Aussieloo Find a loo with a decent view From the bush to the opera too A dunny’s waiting just for you [Bridge] On the Nullarbor Plain or a Sydney street If you’ve gotta go it’s a handy feat The app’s got ratings for cleanliness too One star for spiders mate that’s the rule