AussieLoo Adventure (Willow)

[Verse] Cruisin’ down the dusty road Feelin' the need to unload The coffee hit My gut implodes Mate Where’s the nearest throne? The outback’s vast The suburbs twist I’m sweatin’ on this loo-less list The app is gold It’s on my phone AussieLoo saves my bones [Chorus] Oh AussieLoo Where are you? In the city Bush Or kangaroo zoo One tap away You show me through Flush me a savior AussieLoo [Verse 2] From Bondi Beach to Alice Springs When nature calls My phone it sings A map of dunnies What a thing I’m free to roam and let it ring In fifty-four tongues It knows the drill From “toilet” to “loo” to “baño” thrill No translation woes It’s got the skill A porcelain beacon on every hill [Prechorus] No need to squirm No need to pray AussieLoo’s got me on my way [Chorus] Oh AussieLoo Where are you? In the city Bush Or kangaroo zoo One tap away You show me through Flush me a savior AussieLoo [Bridge] When I’m lost in a maze of gumtrees tall Or stuck in traffic near the mall You guide me You light the stall A hero app for one and all