Aussieloo Adventure (Moonrise)

[Verse] I’m out in the bush where the gumtrees grow tall Nature calls loud It’s the rudest of all Got me dancin’ Prancin’ Oh I’m on the go Where’s the nearest dunny? I just don’t know [Chorus] Aussieloo Oh what do I do The app’s got a map Shows a loo with a view Clickity-tap It’s my rescue crew No loo too far when you’ve got Aussieloo [Verse 2] A kangaroo stared as I shuffled in pain The kookaburra laughed like I’d gone insane Wombats don’t care They just dig their square But mate I need porcelain Anywhere! [Prechorus] Swipe left Swipe right For relief in sight Toilets near me It’s a technologic delight [Chorus] Aussieloo Oh what do I do The app’s got a map Shows a loo with a view Clickity-tap It’s my rescue crew No loo too far when you’ve got Aussieloo [Bridge] Outback or city It’s got you covered Even when you’re stuck and your hope’s discovered Long drop or flush I’m not picky Mate Just show me a spot before it’s too late