Aussie Loo Blues (Moonrise)

[Verse] Guten Tag mate I'm stuck in the scrub Need a dunny quick this ain't no rub a dub dub My guts are screamin' a proper blue streak Gotta find a loo before I leak [Chorus] Aussie Loo Aussie Loo where do you hide These porcelain thrones with nothin' inside Got the app on my phone searchin' high and low Aussie Loo Aussie Loo gotta go gotta go [Verse 2] Kangaroos starin' dingoes howlin' free No time for the wildlife just gotta pee The Outback's vast the sun's beatin' down This German bloke's about to drown [Prechorus] No sprechen the lingo no understand Just need a sheila to lend a hand [Chorus] Aussie Loo Aussie Loo where do you hide These porcelain thrones with nothin' inside Got the app on my phone searchin' high and low Aussie Loo Aussie Loo gotta go gotta go [Bridge] Finally a sign a glimmer of hope A service station on this desolate slope Aussie Loo app says it's right on the mark Thank Christ I thought I'd be caught in the dark